Monday, December 21, 2009

One Month and Counting

Last night we had a conversation that went like this.

JM: Are you ready to have the baby?
Me: For the rest of the child's life, I would not want a Christmas baby, but today, I'd be happy with it.

In honor of such a conversation, I offer you a list of things of things to know you are ready for the baby, Redneck style. (IE- You might be a redneck if...)

You might be ready to have the baby if:
  • A regular size bath towel no longer fits around you.
  • The doctors at your office are now on their second round of commenting "You sure are getting big."
  • You are disappointed every morning to wake up to a dry bed and no contractions.
  • Counting down to the due date is more exciting than the countdown to Christmas.
  • You are looking forward to working out to get your pre-pregnancy body back.
  • Dropping something on the floor means it's going to stay there.
  • You can no longer reach across your own body to buckle your seat belt.
  • You can't hold your toddler on your lap because it's full of baby.

I'm to the point of being tired of being pregnant. I am not actually ready to have the baby yet - there is still a long to-do list. But being pregnant has lost it's fun.


Kristina P. said...

I'm sorry! I hope you have a Merry Christmas anyway. :)

Emilee said...

What about...You really have to constrain yourself from punching every person that says, "Haven't you had that baby YET?!?!?!"

ukyankoz said...

'You are disappointed every morning to wake up to a dry bed and no contractions' - I love the dry bed bit! Being pregnant sounds sooo fun! :)

Nancy Jacobs Basketmaster said...

Just wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas and a wonderful 2010.